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Huswat shares her professional advice on how to get noticed by your crush just in time for Valentines Day!

How to get noticed by your crush before Valentine’s Day

Huswat Olajide, Editor-In-Chief February 13, 2024

Hey there, love-struck readers! Back with my 100% accurate and foolproof advice, and today, I’m giving you a piece of my all-knowing wisdom. As a self-proclaimed relationship therapist with a Ph.D. and...

Valentines Day is soon, get front row ticket to being Briannas valentine this year!

Reasons why I should be YOUR valentine

Brianna Cherry, Staff writer February 8, 2024

Valentine's Day is swiftly approaching and love is in the air at Watkins Mill High School. While you're busy contemplating who to spend this romantic holiday with, let me give you some undeniable reasons...

Look for the mysterious, handsome figure that will fill your hunger in class!

What to do if you’re hungry in class

Tejan Bah, Opinion Writer February 9, 2024

You're sitting alone in your teacher's classroom, learning, when suddenly, your belly decides to take revenge for being underfed.  GggEUGGHGEHGRGEG (* upset belly rumble noises*) GERUGHHHHEHEHER The...

The US Constitution states we the people have the right to bear arms but how does this help students and their rights to safety?

We don’t want to die: Gun control reforms

Tracy Espinoza, Staff writer February 2, 2024

Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system. Please leave a message after the beep. Beep. Hey mom. I wanted to let you know that I love you—and I always will. Beep. Hidden...

Huswat describes how and why she would survive a zombie apocalypse.

Reasons why I would survive a zombie apocalypse

Huswat Olajide, Editor-In-Chief February 1, 2024

A long time ago, like really, really back in the day in Newspaper 101, aka Journalism 1, we learned how to write a perfectly structured article, and I remember coming across a fake article called “Reasons...

Is it hot in here? Or is it just Abijah? Abijah makes a fire newspaper  comeback.

The Return Of The Greatest CEO

Abijah Hines, Associate Editor January 26, 2024

Hello, my Rines; it's been quite some time since I've graced everyone with a new article, and I'd like to say the wait is over. In the time I've been gone, I've traveled through many regions (the halls...

Dont be scared, Earfquake by Tyler the Creator has got your back!

EARFQUAKE

Michael Aragon and Tejan Bah January 25, 2024

Hello, if you felt a little shake over winter break, you're not crazy! During the break, Maryland experienced the utmost harmful events! Every last one of us would be hurt to experience this. Tales...

Tejan gives us very important information about Igloos and the Artic community!

Want to stay warm this winter? Learn everything you never knew you wanted to know about igloos

Tejan Bah, Opinion Editor January 23, 2024

There's always talk about the Egyptian Pyramids, the Eiffel Tower, or the hundreds of cathedrals scattered across Europe. While these are impressive, none reach the simplistic excellence of the humble...

The best way to truly live your life to the fullest is to live in the woods!

Sell all your possessions and move into the woods!!!

Tejan Bah, Opinion Writer December 8, 2023

YOU! Yes, you right there. You need to do the following: Sell your house, sell all your possessions, and abandon your family. You must dispose of all your material possessions and become one with nature. Why...

A guide to avoiding senioritis

A guide to avoiding senioritis

Michael Aragon November 27, 2023

Hello fellow seniors, and welcome to your guide to avoiding senioritis. Let us get our basics down first: what is senioritis? Senioritis is an affliction characterized by a lack of motivation, but...

Take a look at highschool through Micheals lens. A mix of charm, chaos, and struggles.

What’s the best grade to be in? Michael ranks classes

Michael Aragon, Staff Writer November 20, 2023

Everyone always says freshman year is the worst. In freshman year, you're still finding your place in the school. You don't fully know what's happening or the school's layout. And because you're fresh...

Angela dives into the dos and dont when it come to 90s fashion.

A Guide to 90’s Fashion- Do’s and Don’ts

Angela Mvogo, News Managing Editor November 16, 2023

In the past few years, 90’s fashion has been making a comeback. However, just because we are feeling nostalgic doesn’t mean we have to repeat the same fashion atrocities. Here is my guide to making...

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