Among the various bathrooms of Watkins Mill, a few or so are an ideal place to how do I put it… 

Alleviate the call of nature!

Me and my partner in crime Michale Agron, went on an adventure to discover the best bathrooms Watkins Mill has to offer.

Our journey began after I experienced a rather, unpleasant bathroom trip.

“What’s wrong?” Michale asked me as I sat beside him with a traumatic expression.

“Bad things Michale, Bad things,” I said, tears welling in my eyes and my voice cracking as I said those words. 

I finally break and begin to ferociously cry, banging my fists against the floor.

“I’ll make sure this never happens to ANYONE!” shouts Michale, over my seething. “Come my child, we must find the best bathrooms to pee in,” he says in a Shakespearean imitation. 

Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 7/10

The first bathroom we had the delight of urinating in was bathroom B207. We made sure to drink a gallon of water beforehand to truly factor in the enjoyment of the experience. I did however notice that this bathroom had mismatching urinal covers therefore, a few points will be deducted.

Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 9/10

After that was B003, or as we called it Be zero zero pee, because this was the best bathroom in terms of usability! Every urinal worked, along with all the sinks. Best of all, the water pressure didn’t leave holes through your hands!

As our journey progressed we encountered a young Thomas Sneddon. I began interrogating him on his preferred pee place, and he nonchalantly replied, “I do whatever I gotta do to get through the day.” 

I doubt he understood the importance of our research! Nonetheless, we thanked him and continued our journey to bathroom C207  

As soon as we walked into this one we were hit with the beautiful smell of grape soda! Come to think of it every bathroom we visited thus far has its own unique fruity smell.

Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 10/10

Super nice of the school to spray different air fresheners in each bathroom! 

Our work was done. I was no longer filled with despair at the thought of using the bathroom.

However, a singular task was left for us to broaden our professional research. We know the best bathrooms from the male perspective, but what about a female? 

To be continued…