I know you’ve seen them, the beast that walks on two legs. With their webbed feet, and their beaks turned so high.
Yes, I’m talking about the Canadian geese.
If you couldn’t tell already, I hate these creatures. In my opinion, we should completely get rid of them. But Google says otherwise. “Geese disperse seeds by consuming fruits and berries and then depositing the seeds in feces in another location.”
So maybe they would be useful if only they could do their job right. Half the time the poop isn’t even in the grass, it’s all over the roads and sidewalks. Last I checked, plant life doesn’t grow on concrete. So they can’t do their jobs AND they’re ugly. The least they could do is look good. But noooooooo, they are undoubtedly one of the most unappealing creatures to exist. Have you seen inside their mouths? It’s like a horror movie in there. Teeth everywhere, it literally gives me goosebumps looking at them. This is literal nightmare fuel! (Editor’s Note: The real question is why are you getting close enough to them to see what the inside of their mouth looks like?)
They are also menaces to the community and children. I’ve personally seen an adult goose rip the fluff off a baby one. I almost called Gosling Protective Services, because that’s got to be abuse. Like PETA where you at? Plus, if you even try to get close, they hiss at you like a type of deformed snake.
Worst of all they’re CANADIAN GEESE! Now I’m all for foreigners visiting the U.S. and even staying. Immigration widens our gene pool and makes us stronger. But when they come into our communities and terrorize our people, our children, and our animals we have to get rid of them. This is true terrorism, and I will not stand for it!
We as Americans need to stand up for ourselves and send these Canadians packing. We (by we I mean me) will not tolerate them any longer. I’m telling you if we don’t stop them now, they will eventually take over and by then it’ll be too late. You won’t be able to walk on any concrete surface without stepping in goose poop. Act now! For the sake of the children!
