Hey,

My friend David lost his ID, now he’s just Dav.

Do you think they laugh out loud in Hawaii? Or is it just like aloha?

Haha.

That was a bad one, but here’s a better one:

What do you call an egg on a beach in California?

Sandy Eggo! Get it, Sandy Eggo, like San Dieg- no, that one wasn’t funny either? Come on y’all!

How about this one,

My mom told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. So I took him out, had a couple juice boxes, he’s a pretty cool guy. Turns out he’s a web designer.

How do you get a country girl’s attention?

A tractor. Hehe.

What do you call a pudgy psychic?

A four-chin teller.

Okay I’m gonna get you on this one,

What do you call a naughty lamb dressed up like a skeleton for Halloween?

Baaad to the bone! Badum Chhh.

Not your style still? Okay let’s switch up the vibe.

Are you a speeding ticket? Cause you’ve got FINE written all over you!

Still nothing, REALLY?! Alright.

If I had a nickel for every time I met someone as cool as you, I’d have five cents.

Alright I give up, give me your best pick-up line or dad joke in the comments.