Ask Caleb: 2/22/21-2/26/21
Every week, hundreds and hundreds of losers much like yourself, struggle with their everyday lives. Here at Ask Caleb™, we strive to help those poor souls one question at a time. Here are this week’s questions!
Dear Caleb, Does size matter?
Dear asker, depends what we’re talking about here. If we’re talking about shoes, yes definitely buy ones that fit you.
Keep it classy, keep it cool, Caleb.
Hello Caleb! I need your help with this situation I’m in. I have two close friends, we can name them Bell and Dou. Bell has a boyfriend. We are close friends, but Dou moved to Frederick last year. One day We linked up with Dou and I saw on Dou’s phone romantic/intimate/“freaky” text messages between Dou and Bell’s boyfriend. I have suspicions that Dou and Bell’s BF are secretly meeting up and doing God knows what. I don’t know what to do. Should I tell Bell what I saw? Please help me. Signed, Kay See.
Dear Kay See, I’ll tell you what to do. Find out exactly what it is they’re doing. I mean exactly what it is, I want you to find out every excruciating detail. Then, confront them, really hit em with it. When they finally confess, ask if you can join in ?. Keep it classy, keep it cool, Caleb.
Dear Grace (Can I call you Grace?? I know this is Grace…), jealousy is a nasty thing; I really hope you get help. I understand that seeing the greatness others have achieved can sometimes leave you feeling upset, taking it out on others is never the right way to deal with these emotions. Might I suggest you pick up a hobby? Try woodworking, or fishing, it’s good for the brain. I hope you are able to find peace within yourself. Keep it classy, keep it cool, Caleb.
Dear Caleb, what should my senior quote be?
….or you know go with something lame like “I knew my senior year would go by fast but I didn’t think it’d “Zoom” past.”
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