For this review, let’s imagine that it is currently 2014 and you’re reading this as a Tumblr post rather than a school newspaper article. "Pure Heroine" is a moody debut album by Lorde that truly encapsulates...

As Halloween creeps up, everybody scrambles to put together a last-minute costume. But don't fret! Hillary and Junee will give their ultimate guide on do's and don'ts for costumes this year. Whether you’re...

Sad girl autumn is here, and who does melancholy better than Phoebe Bridgers? I’ve always appreciated her songwriting, especially in her second studio album Punisher. Released in 2020, Punisher is a...

OK Computer is a 1997 alternative indie album by the English rock band Radiohead. With this being their third studio album, they welcomed a new sound with abstract lyrics and electric notes, taking a different...

The newspaper's editor-in-chiefs and CEO [Editor's Note: He's a wanna-be CEO] have held me captive! They're forcing me to write an article. If I fail to meet the quota, they'll hunt down my beloved pet...

Hello everyone, for today's issue I'll be discussing exercise. I know you might think it's boring right now but stick with me. I'll be talking specifically about the top five muscle groups to train; even...

Kate Middleton has disappeared from the public eye for the past few months. The only information released to the public on January 17th said that she was admitted into the London clinic for “abdominal...

Hello, if you felt a little shake over winter break, you're not crazy! During the break, Maryland experienced the utmost harmful events! Every last one of us would be hurt to experience this. Tales...

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YOU! Yes, you right there. You need to do the following: Sell your house, sell all your possessions, and abandon your family. You must dispose of all your material possessions and become one with nature. Why...