A poem about stairs

Stairs are a daily struggle for all students when they go to class.

Stairs,

The bane of my existence

The cause for my anger in the morning

The reminder that no matter how in shape I am

I will never make it up the stairs

With a full set of lungs

Everyday, I am reminded

That I am practically a 95-year-old asthmatic

I hate stairs

It’s an excellent work out

Builds the hammies,

The quads,

You might even get a nice butt,

But how worth it is it

When by the time I make it to the top

My lungs have collapsed

Ban the stairs

Ban them all!