Do you ever wonder what it's like to be a part of the higher echelons of the world? To be the most elite of the elite? Well, then you HAVE to join the marching band! Marching band is 100 percent...

If you could travel anywhere safely, where would you go? Most people would say relaxing places like Hawaii or Cancun, but in my opinion, those are lame options. Allow me to enlighten you on where I'd go.  Hands...

The Current has a major problem. Just one. Chaim Abijah BJ Hines. We need to talk about him and his never-ending list of nonsensity. Starting with: Music genre and Singing out loud Think with...

Among the various bathrooms of Watkins Mill, a few or so are an ideal place to how do I put it…  Alleviate the call of nature! Me and my partner in crime Michale Agron, went on an adventure to...

I know you’ve seen them, the beast that walks on two legs. With their webbed feet, and their beaks turned so high. Yes, I’m talking about the Canadian geese. If you couldn’t tell already,...

Welcome to Abijah's Hot Takes where I go into detail about my 100% accurate opinions. Today I'll be educating you on how to get superpowers. Have you ever thought about having powers? Of course you...

Being fed in school is a right, not a privilege. This is the standard that The Current has been advocating for. Following my first article, I can proudly say that we are starting to achieve this. Thanks...

Books, books, and more books! Hello again, If you can’t tell by now I loveeeeeeee reading books and I’m back again with my amazing opinions that are in no order and are 100 percent correct. I’ve...

It's fair to say that a lot of MCPS hates on our sports team a little too much…  For the benefit of their safety, YES SAFETY! I suggest they hop down from the hate bandwagon or they'll suffer from...

Not breaking tradition, staff might have changed, but this won’t. The writers of The Current are back with the yearly “Freshman do’s and don'ts.”  PS: This doesn’t only apply to freshmen....

When I took my first journalism class with Mrs. Confino, she inspired me to go to jail. Why?  We were talking about sources in journalism, which naturally then led to a conversation about what happens...